I dunno if I am one of those creative types or just a lonely depressed fucker
BANG
Psych
I am psychologically at my all time low.Life is more screwed up than ever.
“In the valley of darkness I wander
aimless, timeless, hopeless.
Waiting for the road redemption.
May be I missed it in the dark.”
Get it? It is the valley of darkness.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.
Someone HELP ME!
BS
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What do you understand from this?
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Interesting Beginnings : Doing P.Mitesh
‘I don’t have it,’ I lied.
He smiled at my stupidity in thinking that he is stupid, or may be he was just smiling. He left “The Room”.
The next para is what I shall be referring to in my future posts as well. The next para is what I shall be referring to from now on as ,dramatic pause, “The FYI para”.
FYI para: “The Room” is a dimly lit place totally covered with plastic sheets a la “Dexter’s Kill Room” except I didn’t have my balls and tits taped but yes, I was naked and tied up to a chair a la “The balls torture chair of Casino Royale”.
‘This is my chance,’ My inner voice echoed through my brain and into the “The Room”.
You should have seen the desperation on my face trying to free myself, fidgeting. But you can’t. I fidgeted harder and harder, it was like I was the dick and an invisible hand was masturbating me. I am cumming! I am cumming! CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! That is the sound I made when I was falling over, with the chair.
And a la Inception the falling off the chair acted as a kick. Babies don’t sleep this well - Fight Club.
I woke up on “The USS Enterprise” (star trek), the siren was ringing . Through my window I saw “Photon Torpedoes” raining. We were under attack by big tit-ed aliens of “Rura Prethe” and Captain Kirk was shouting orders at everyone, he spots me idle amidst all the tension.
‘What the FUCK are you looking at?’ He screamed at me.
Before he even got to the F-word I was running to the other end of “The Enterprise” which is where I was positioned to be in case of an attack.
FYI para: “The Enterprise” is one big mother fucking space ship all right. It is not easy to get from one end to the other end. Especially during an attack with all the other people running around.
By the time I had gotten to the end the battle was already over. And I slowly got back to room to start recording my video blog a la “Avatar”.
The next para is the para that shall be known as henceforth as “Para Zero”. Para Zero is the para where I shall confess my actual happening which is much more boring than what you have read until now.
Para Zero: My principal asked me if I had brought my camera, I said no even though I had it. Had sit through a very torturing year book photo shoot. Rushed to my english class and had to sit through 2 continuous hours of english. FYI line: My english teacher’s got huge tits. It was raining in the evening when I went for my evening jog but it stopped by the time I was done jogging.
Bindh!
